diff --git a/trololo/.DS_Store b/trololo/.DS_Store
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..550762e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.DS_Store
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+OMFG did you actually think we would be using a Mac?
diff --git a/trololo/.aws/config b/trololo/.aws/config
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..55b912f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.aws/config
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+[default]
+aws_access_key_id = AKIAJPB3602OGMGLMFAO
+aws_secret_access_key = LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
diff --git a/trololo/.aws/credentials b/trololo/.aws/credentials
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..55b912f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.aws/credentials
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+[default]
+aws_access_key_id = AKIAJPB3602OGMGLMFAO
+aws_secret_access_key = LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
diff --git a/trololo/.awscredentials b/trololo/.awscredentials
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..55b912f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.awscredentials
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+[default]
+aws_access_key_id = AKIAJPB3602OGMGLMFAO
+aws_secret_access_key = LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
diff --git a/trololo/.bash_history b/trololo/.bash_history
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index 0000000..20deb4d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.bash_history
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+TROLOLOLOL!
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diff --git a/trololo/.docker/.dockercfg b/trololo/.docker/.dockercfg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..661ae78
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.docker/.dockercfg
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+{
+    "auths": {
+        "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44": {
+            "auth": "TE1GQU8hIE5pY2UgdHJ5LCBtb3RoZXJmdWNrZXIhCg==",
+            "email": "trololo@it-syndikat.org"
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/trololo/.docker/config.json b/trololo/.docker/config.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..bfd523e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.docker/config.json
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+{
+    "auths": {
+        "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44": {
+            "auth": "TE1GQU8hIE5pY2UgdHJ5LCBtb3RoZXJmdWNrZXIhCg==",
+            "email": "root@it-syndikat.org"
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/trololo/.dockercfg b/trololo/.dockercfg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7a34edb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.dockercfg
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+{
+    "auths": {
+        "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ": {
+            "auth": "TE1GQU8hIE5pY2UgdHJ5LCBtb3RoZXJmdWNrZXIhCg==",
+            "email": "rick@it-syndikat.org"
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/trololo/.env b/trololo/.env
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index 0000000..20a3478
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.env
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+DEBUG=on
+SECRET_KEY=trololo
+DATABASE_URL=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIL9wLxG01M
+AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID=AKIAJPB3602OGMGLMFAO
+AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY=LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
diff --git a/trololo/.ftpconfig b/trololo/.ftpconfig
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..af9d8a3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.ftpconfig
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+{
+"protocol": "sftp",
+"host": "it-syndikat.org",
+"port": 22,
+"user": "root",
+"pass": "trolololo!",
+"promptForPass": false,
+"remote": "",
+"local": "",
+"agent": "",
+"privatekey": "putty_private_key_sbappsupconvrted.ppk",
+"passphrase": "",
+"hosthash": "",
+"ignorehost": true,
+"connTimeout": 10000,
+"keepalive": 10000,
+"keyboardInteractive": true,
+"watch": [],
+"watchTimeout": 500
+}
diff --git a/trololo/.git-credentials b/trololo/.git-credentials
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..809dc6e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.git-credentials
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+https://root:LMFAO@it-syndikat.org/
diff --git a/trololo/.gitconfig b/trololo/.gitconfig
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c1d0b03
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.gitconfig
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+[user]
+	email = troll@it-syndikat.org
+[credential]
+	username = root
+	password = TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL!
diff --git a/trololo/.netrc b/trololo/.netrc
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..aaaf289
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.netrc
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+machine nic.ddn.mil
+login trolololololololol
+password omgwtf
diff --git a/trololo/.npmrc b/trololo/.npmrc
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5bb2439
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.npmrc
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+registry = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44
+auth = TE1GQU8hIE5pY2UgdHJ5LCBtb3RoZXJmdWNrZXIhCg==
diff --git a/trololo/.npmrc_auth b/trololo/.npmrc_auth
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5bb2439
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.npmrc_auth
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+registry = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44
+auth = TE1GQU8hIE5pY2UgdHJ5LCBtb3RoZXJmdWNrZXIhCg==
diff --git a/trololo/.s3cfg b/trololo/.s3cfg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8d2f3d2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.s3cfg
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+[default]
+access_key = AKIAJPB3602OGMGLMFAO
+secret_key = LbhZhfgOrErnyylShpxvatOberqGbEBG13QrpbqrGuvf
diff --git a/trololo/.sh_history b/trololo/.sh_history
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.sh_history
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+TROLOLOLOL!
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diff --git a/trololo/.ssh/authorized_keys b/trololo/.ssh/authorized_keys
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..250456f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.ssh/authorized_keys
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIKmxyK5XMy++65Is5LJTKflOodddxn23rpyQvr/F8Yo+ root@it-syndikat.org
diff --git a/trololo/.ssh/id_ed25519 b/trololo/.ssh/id_ed25519
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..db7a0a5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.ssh/id_ed25519
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
+ _____________________________
+< I'm too fucking cool for RSA >
+ -----------------------------
+        \   ^__^
+         \  (oo)\_______
+            (__)\       )\/\
+                ||----w |
+                ||     ||
+-----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----
diff --git a/trololo/.ssh/id_rsa b/trololo/.ssh/id_rsa
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0e74385
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.ssh/id_rsa
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
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+-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
diff --git a/trololo/.travis.yml b/trololo/.travis.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7e6e2dd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.travis.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+env:
+  global:
+    - secure: "TROLOLOLOLOLOL!"
diff --git a/trololo/.vscode/sftp-config.json b/trololo/.vscode/sftp-config.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2deb0c2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trololo/.vscode/sftp-config.json
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+{
+  "host": "cock.li",
+  "user": "LMFAO",
+  "password": "TROLOLOLOL"
+}